Hey, Punnoose?
Especially one that I own.
You really thought you could just walk in and take my prize away?
Latika, come.
Have you any idea how much this little virgin is worth?
- Please continue, Master-ji. - Okay, sir.
- Get them out of here. - No!
Move!
Get over there.
Let's not be foolish, Salim.
Heavy, isn't it? Give it to me.
Huh?
On your knees. Down!
Both of you, down!
Money!
You can have money.
Here.
Look.
Take it. Go.
Disappear with your... friend, and we'll forget all about this. Okay?
Maman never forgets.
Isn't that right?
Oh, Maman can make an exception, huh?
I can't take that risk, Maman. Sorry.
Let's go!
Stay!
Jamal!
Jamal.
Let's go! Let's go!
Who invented the revolver?
Samuel Colt.
Final answer?
Final answer.
Jamal Malik...
you're on a dream run.
My heart says you're gonna win more.
Computer-ji...
"A"lock kiya-jaye.
I was right.
The chai wallah has done it again.
Incredible!
- Service! - Reception!
Oh!
- Found something. - Stay there. Look away.
I know if you're looking.
No, I'm not.
Is Salim still there?
Where's Salim?
Don't know.
You're a sweet boy, Jamal.
I'm looking for Javed.
He's not looking for you.
I killed Maman.
And I'll kill you too.
Easy.
Did you really kill him?
Good.
My enemy's enemy is a friend.
Come here, my friend.
Mm. I've been looking for someone like you.
You came back for me.
Of course.
I thought you'd forgotten.
I never forgot. Not for one moment.
I knew I'd find you in the end.
It's our destiny.
Destiny.
Hey.
Come.
No, Brother. You've had a lot to drink.
I am the elder. I am the boss.
For once you do as I say.
Now get out.
Come on. I saved your life, didn't I?
Salim, please-
I'll kill you!
Kill you!
I'll kill you!
I am number one now.
Salim!
Salim, open it!
Shut up!
The man with the Colt.45 says shut up!
Go now, or Gunmaster G-9 will shoot you right between the eyes.
Don't think he won't.
I'm giving you five seconds. One...
two-
Go, Jamal.
Go.
So, did you see them again?
I wouldn't be here if I had.
Was she pretty?
I guess not.
The most beautiful woman in the world.
He means "the bitch of the slums."
Hey. Hey!
Hey, no-
Well, well.
The slumdog barks.
Money and women-
the reasons to make most mistakes in life.
Correct.
Looks like you're mixed up with both.
Srinivas.
You need the exercise.
Go and get me something to eat.
Yes, sir.
And chai.
Phaode!
Idiot, Srinivas.
You puzzle me, slumdog-
admitting murder to avoid the charge of fraud...
is not exactly clever thinking.
Now, why would you do that?
Hmm?
When somebody asks me a question...
I tell them the answer.
Hmm.
So, how did you manage to get on the show?
Okay, everyone. Listen up.
It's been a big week for U.K.
Kat is back.
But she was already back.
Bardi. Jamal?
Oh, well, she did come back. Then she went away...
when Alfie split up with her, and now she's back again.
But it looks as if Alfie still fancies Mo after all.
Thank you, Jamal. Bardi, keep up.
The chai wallah knows more than you.
Anyway, there's also the festival in Edinburgh.
Anybody knows Edinburgh? Edinburgh?
Ah, kilts, castles, uh, haggis, uh, Ben Nevis.
Good. Yes?
Inspector Taggart, whiskey, Sean Connery.
Good. And lochs- their word for lakes.
No filming.
Jamal, come here.
I'm on Millionaire duty today.
- Dave- - Please. Just for five minutes.
I can't.
Sit here. If the team leader comes...
- just pretend you are on a call doing an upgrade for- - Friends and Family. I know.
- Yah. - Two minutes.
Ah.
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
Dial this number now.
Answer this question. What does "A.T.M."-
Hello? Hello? Hello?
I would like to be a contestant on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
- Hello? I want to be on- - Uh-
Bloody bastard. I never get it!
You have to dial when Prem says "if."
- That's when they open the lines. - How the hell do you know that?
That's what Anjum in technical says. He put the system in.
Hello? Hello?
Have I been transferred again, for God's sake?
Hello? Good God, will somebody talk to me?
Uh, hello...
Mrs. Mackintosh from..."King-uss-ie."
It's Kingussie, love. Pronounced "Kingussie."
So where are you from? Abroad, I bet.
Uh, just down the road from your house, Mrs. Mackintosh.
Uh, next to the loch.
Och aye? Which loch?
Loch-
Loch- Big... Loch Ben.
Loch Big Ben. Next door to Sean Connery's flat.
I'd like to speak to your supervisor, son.
- Yes? - Salim?
Who is this? Do you know what time is this?
Hello?
Hello? Hello?
Who is this?
I'm calling from XL 5 Communications, sir.
As a valued customer, we are offering you a free upgrade...
with our Friends and-
Family-
Jamal?
I-Is that you, Brother?
Where are you? I thought you were dead or something.
Listen. We had to go, Jamal.
Maman's guys- they were searching the hotel.
Jamal? Say something, please!
Hello, Salim.
Cambridge Circus is not in Cambridge.
Dare I ask why?
Too obvious.
There's definitely an Oxford Circus in London.
And there's a rowing race between Oxford and Cambridge, so there's probably...
a Cambridge Circus too, no?
I'll go for "D," London.
Computer-ji, "D"lock kiya-jaye.
Jamal Malik...
you're absolutely right!
It's getting hot in here.
- Are you nervous? - What?
Am I nervous?
It's you who's in the hot seat, my friend.
Oh, yes.
Sorry.
Bloody hell, he's got Prem on the run.
- Finally. - A few hours ago...
you were giving chai for the phone wallahs.
And now you're richer than they will ever be.
What a player.
Ladies and gentlemen, what a player!
Jamal?
God is good, bhai. God is good.
Maman's guys were after us. We just had to skip.
- Liar. - Left a message for you at work.
- Waited weeks for you at Nagpur. - There was no message.
Bhai, I definitely left a message.
There was no message. There was no message! There was no message!
I will never forgive you.
I know.
That used to be our slum.
Can you believe that, huh?
We used to live right there, man.
Now it's all business.
India is at the center of the world hub, bhai.
And I-
I am at the center...
of the center.
This is all Javed-bhai's.
- Javed Khan? - Sorry.
The gangster from our slum? You work for him?
Come on. Who else do you think would save us from Maman's guys, huh?
What do you do for him?
Anything he asks.
He's coming. You need to go now.
- Take my card. - What for?
You think I'm gonna let you out of my sights again, huh?
You stay with me now, younger brother.
Now go- my place.
Salim, where is Latika?
Still?
She's gone, Brother. Long gone. Now go.
Go to my place.
- # Hey # - Hello?
Okay, I'll be right there.
# Hey #
# Hey ##
I'm the new cook from the agency. A thousand apologies.
I am so late for the memsahib.
Just a minute.
Excuse me.
There's nothing about any cook.
There is a dishwasher being delivered.
Do you know anything about that?
I am your dishwasher.
Jamal.
Look at you.
I found you.
Your face.
You've hurt your eye.
Why are you here?
To see you.
Well, you see me.
Now what?
"C,"Eden's Bridge...
or "D,"Apple's Bridge.
Why does everyone love this program?
It's a chance to escape, isn't it?
Walk into another life.
Oh, God.
Javed will kill you. Just- Here.
Javed? You're with him?
First you order a dishwasher.
Now you want this fucking cook, huh?
- I just thought- - Shut up!
The cricket is on.
And why do you watch this shit TV?
As it is I am a millionaire.
Come on. I'm hungry. Make me a sandwich.
I want to bet five lakh rupees he'll make a century.
Ah! Make it seven then.
Mm. Yeah.
Come away with me.
Away where?
And live on what?
Love.
Come away with me... now.
Mm!
Salim will help us.
Salim?
You still believe in Salim?
Jamal, I'll be gone soon anyway.
We're getting out of Bombay.
Where?
- Do you think he'd tell me? - No.
Not the second- No! No! No!
And could that be a hundred for Tendulkar?
To the third umpire, Billy Bowden.
Takes the fielder on.
In the deep. That's a good throw.
Flat. He looks confident.
Yeah, I wouldn't be.
Boucher seems very, very confident.
What is this shit?
Get out.
Get out!
Now go... before he kills us both.
- You want to do something for me? - Anything.
- Then forget me. - What? No.
I'll wait...
at the V.T. station 5:00 every day until you come.
I love you.
So what?
It's too late, Jamal. Now go.
So, Jamal, which cricketer has scored...
the most first class centuries in history?
"A," Sachin Tendulkar...
"B," Ricky Ponting...
"C," Michael Slater...
or "D,"Jack Hobbs?
But remember, if you answer wrong...
you lose everything- just like this.
So do you want to do this?
That's the way, Jamal!
Dreams of so many...
on the floor.
Latika. Latika!
Latika!
Latika! Latika!
Jamal!
Jamal! Jamal!
Jamal!
Latika!
Latika! Latika!
Time for a commercial break, ladies and gentlemen.
I know, I know. I can't stand the tension either.
We'll be right back.
Guy from the slums...
becomes a millionaire overnight.
Do you know who's the only other person who's done that?
Me.
I know what it feels like.
I know what you've been through.
I'm not going to become a millionaire.
I don't know the answer.
You've said that before, yeah.
No. Really. This time I don't.
Come on. You can't take the money and run now.
You're on the edge of history, kid.
I don't see what else I can do.
Maybe it's written, my friend.
I don't know.
I just get some kind of karmic feeling you're going to win this.
Trust me, Jamal.
You're going to win.
Stand by, everyone. We're on live in 30.
Get him back on the floor, yeah. Prem is waiting.
Yeah, he's coming. He's coming. I'm just getting him.
Go first. Twenty seconds.
Do the right thing, and in approximately three minutes, you'll be as famous as me.
Ten seconds.
And as rich as me.
Almost.
Five seconds. Four, three-
From rags to raja. It's your destiny.
We are on! Applause and music, please!
Jib move out. Cut to two.
Welcome back to Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
In the chair tonight is Jamal Malik.
- Yeah! - As if you don't know.
For 10 million rupees-
The question once again:
Which cricketer has scored the most first class centuries in history?
- I know it isn't Sachin Tendulkar. - That's a start.
So it could be Ricky Ponting...
Jack Hobbs or Michael Slater.
I'll use a lifeline- fifty-fifty.
Okay. Computer, take away two wrong answers, please.
Well, you were right about Sachin Tendulkar.
That leaves you a fifty-fifty choice, Jamal. "B," Ricky Ponting...
or "D,"Jack Hobbs?
What do you think?
Decision time.
For 10 million rupees.
"B," Ricky Ponting...
or "D,"Jack Hobbs?
"D."
Not "B"?
"B,"Ricky Ponting...
the Australian great cricketer?
"D,"Jack Hobbs.
You know?
So it could be "B," Ricky Ponting.
Or "D,"Jack Hobbs.
Final answer- "D."
Computer-ji, "D." "D"lock kiya-jaye.
Computer-ji, "D"lock kiya-jaye.
With...
197 first class centuries, the answer is...
"D,"Jack Hobbs!
Jamal Malik-
millionaire!
I cannot believe my eyes, ladies and gentlemen!
This needs a dance, man! Come on! Come on!
Well done. Well done.
So, are you ready...
for the final question?
For 20 million rupees.
No.
But maybe it's written, no?
Maybe.
Okay, the final question on Who Wants to Be a-
What a show, ladies and gentlemen.
What a show! Join us tomorrow night to see...
if Jamal Malik has made the biggest mistake of his life...
or just won the biggest prize in the history of Indian television.
- This way. - Yeah. Let's just-
Come, Jamal.
Great show.
See you tomorrow, okay? Be on time.
- Yeah. - Bye.
Careful.
What's going on?
- He's a cheat. - How do you know he's cheating?
Bloody village boy.
I fed him the wrong answer, and that little shit got it right.
You gave him an answer?
Not exactly.
But how does it matter? It's- It's my show.
It's my fucking show!
It is bizarrely plausible.
- And yet- - Because I'm a slumdog, a chai wallah...
- I'm a liar, right? - Most of you are.
But you are not a liar, Mr. Malik. That's for sure.
You're too truthful.
We're done.
I don't know where they've taken her.
Latika.
I went on the show...
because I thought she'd be watching.
Did Jamal Malik...
an uneducated 18-year-old boy from the slums of Mumbai...
win one crore by fair means or foul play?
In the crowd around me, there is an even bigger question.
Will he be back tonight to play for another 20 million rupees?
Jamal Malik-
Hey, you, come here. Give me a kiss.
- Come here. - You want it?
Yeah, I want it. Come on, girls!
And if there wasn't enough drama in a contestant...
reaching the final question, Jamal Malik...
was last night arrested...
- on suspicion of fraud. - That guy-
He will never give up.
Never.
Crazy chutiye.
- Go. - But-
Just drive.
There won't be another chance.
He will kill you.
I'll take care of him.
Salim.
I can't.
You have to.
For God's sake, hold on to this.
And for what I've done, please forgive me.
Have a good life.
You're back on the show.
Come on!
Come on.
The nation is gripped with Millionaire fever tonight...
as Jamal Malik, an uneducated young man from the Juhu slum in Mumbai...
won a staggering 10 million rupees...
on the television show Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
An estimated 90 million people will tune in tonight...
to see if he can go one stage further and win...
an unthinkable 20 million rupees.
Come on!
Where is everyone? Get back in here.
Get back to work. Now.
Chai wallah?
Welcome back to Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
I can safely say that tonight...
is the biggest night of both our lives.
Jamal Malik, the call center worker from Mumbai...
has already won a cool 10 million.
He can walk away with that in his pocket...
or make the biggest gamble in television history...
and go for the final question...
and a staggering 20 million rupees.
Are you ready for that question?
- Yes. - Jamal!
Big reader, are you, Jamal?
I can read.
Lucky.
In Alexander Dumas's book...
The Three Musketeers...
two of the musketeers are called Athos and Porthos.
What was the name of the third musketeer?
"A,"Aramis, "B,"Cardinal Richelieu...
"C," D'Artagnan...
or "D," Planchet?
Athos!
Final question for 20 million rupees, and he's smiling.
I guess you know the answer.
Do you believe it? I don't.
You don't?
So you take the 10 million and walk?
No.
I'll play.
Let me remind you, Jamal.
If you get the answer wrong...
you lose everything.
Ten million rupees, Jamal.
It's a fortune.
I'd like to phone a friend.
We're going to the wire.
The final lifeline.
Here we go.
It's ringing.
Who is it?
It's my brother's number, but-
The kind of brother who'd go for a walk...
on a 20 million rupee question?
It's the only number I know.
You are on your own, Jamal.
Hello?
Hello, Jamal?
I'm guessing that isn't your brother.
This is?
My name is Latika.
Okay, Latika. You want to hear the question one more time?
And let's be clear about this.
Twenty million rupees ride on your answer. You have 30 seconds.
- Latika! - Jamal...
- please read out the question... - Salim!
to Latika now.
Is that really you?
- Yes. - The question, Jamal. The question.
In Alexander Dumas's book, The Three Musketeers...
two of the musketeers are called Athos and Porthos.
What was the name of the third musketeer?
Was it "A,"Aramis, "B,"Cardinal Richelieu...
"C," D'Artagnan, "D," Planchet?
- Fifteen seconds. - Where are you?
I'm safe.
Ten seconds. Latika, what do you think?
I don't know.
I've never known.
Jamal-
You really are on your own now, Jamal.
Your final answer for 20 million rupees.
"A."
"A," because?
Just... because.
Hey, Salim!
Final answer?
Yes. Final answer- "A," Aramis.
Computer-ji, "A"lock kiya-jaye.
Salim!
Jamal Malik.
Call center assistant from Mumbai.
Chai wallah.
For two crore-
twenty million rupees.
You were asked who the third musketeer was-
in the novel by Alexander Dumas.
You answered "A"...
Aramis...
which is...
I have to tell you...
the right answer!
Jamal Malik!
Double crorepati!
God is great.
What a night!
Ladies and gentlemen...
we are present here...
to create... history!
Well done!
Yea!
I knew you'd be watching.
I thought we'd meet again only in death.
This is our destiny.
Kiss me.
# Hey #
# Hey ##
#They can't touch me #
# We break off, run so fast they can't even catch me #
# Been that gypsy Touch me #
# I show you tricks with my sticks that quickly #
# One day I wanna be a star#
# So I get to hang in a bar#
# I'll go to Vegas if they pay us #
# Just to forget my scars ##